just finished eating my dinner, and well, watching Surf's Up on HBO Hits. not bad, though when it just came out, i heard from some peeps that it wasn't good. :P ya, today stayed back in school 2 do the LA RAFT assignment with Shin Yee. Yay! at least we finished writing the proposal draft (skeleton) liaos :D then today was actually the sec 1 parents' breakfast with the principal, so the parents were rly noisy when we were taking assembly. i wonder if they sang the national anthem with us and took the pledge too. i didn't dare to look behind (:
loyalty to my country (: yes, today's quite a successful day... finished most of my homework-maths written task 1, geog... though i still think my chinese sux :P had quite little homework from school today 2, but i havent done my 江 homework :P to rebecca: i'm the type who can't take it if i don't complete homework (even icky chinese) :D i guess i'm a perfectionist (exception: chinese)
ya, so... to 113: do you ppl really think that we could draw class tees ourselves? evil Mr T don't let us buy ): hmm... like that is a bit more innovative than other classes, and also more "abstract" (ahems @ yi xin) like our class flag :D
today PE lost to Cheryl, Hui Qi, Dorcas and Rachel Ng 2-1 :D haha i noe i suck at pe 2 (: and i hate running (: (ignores rebecca's ahems and glares) so my team (Yi Xin, Ying Tong, Ying Ying) was made to wear the idiotic dark blue bibs (baby ;P) i swear i looked like a duck with four hooves and a bad hair day. that thing looks good on the netball players... but not on me ;P im sure our loss 2-1 was due to ME and ME ALONE ;D tee hee tee hee
ohohohohoh!!! recently i've learnt lots of jokes from li shuen, etc.
JOKE 1a
A char siew pau and a man tou went 2 watch a vry sad movie.
The char siew pau cry a lot, but hte man tou was expressionless (literally).
Why didn't the man tou cry?
Ans: Because he has no feelings (fillings)
JOKE 1b
The char siew pau and a curry puff went 2 watch the same movie.
The char siew pau still cried, but the curry puff cry a lot more, and laugh a lot more.
Why did the curry puff cry a lot more and laugh a lot more?
Ans: Because he has lots of feelings (fillings)
JOKE 1c
The char siew pau (once again) and a tau sa pau went 2 watch the same movie (AGAIN!!)
The tau sa pau cry a lot, but the char siew pau didn't cry at all.
Why didn't the char siew pau cry?
Ans: Because he already watched the movie twice ^^
JOKE 2a
There's this plane that is going to crash. On the plane, a crazy man is in the toilet. The air stewards told the people to throw their belongings out of the plane.
What did the crazy man do?
Ans: He threw the toilet bowl out of the airplane. (I noe its vry lame)
JOKE 2b
There's this amah crossing the road. She almost got knocked down by a car, but thank God the car stopped right in front of her.
Why did she still die?
Ans: Because the toilet bowl landed on her.
JOKE 2c
Xiaoming scored full marks for all his tests.
Why did he still cry?
Ans: Because his amah die ^^ (look, i'm not being a sadist here)
JOKE 3
There's this man who is green from head 2 toe (literally).
One day, when he was bathing, his doorbell rang. It was a saleswoman.
So, he wrapped his towel around himself n went 2 get the door.
However, when he opened the door, he accidentally let go of his towel.
The woman screamed and dashed across the run, getting knocked down by a car. She died.
What is the moral of the story?
Ans: Don't cross the road when the green man is flashing.
JOKE 4
Jack is a terrorist.
What do you say when you meet him?
Ans: Hi Jack! (hijack)
JOKE 5
A girl walks past an apple tree when she's going home from school. Under the tree is this man. He asks her if she could pick an apple 4 him 4 $10. She did.
When she got home, she told her mother what happened.
She said, "Ah Girl ah! Don't pick ordy! That man ah, wan 2 see ur panties only!"
The nxt day after school, the girl walked past the same apple tree. The same man was there. He asked her the same question. She agreed.
When she got home, her mother asked, "So did u pick the apple 4 him?"
"Yes."
"Y?! I told u don't do it rite?!"
"Yes, mama. I didn't wear my panties this time."
JOKE 6
Joke 6 is really sick. So i'm not going 2 say it. If you want to know it, well... you shouldn't. :D
........... tata!¬
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