Today is Thursday. Yay :D

Anyway, we were doing this worksheet thingy (another Timed Trial which wasn't timed ._.) during Chem, and Yan Li soon got bored and started doodling.

A mutated dinosaur with multiple legs. And a flower thing on top (I just realised it --")?

And she added a mushroom! Well, it was supposed to be modled after Hui Qi's infamous mushrooms (refer to previous blog posts), but it came out looking Yan-Li-ish. Like the spots on the mushroom cap are in weird shapes instead of round cirlces (Hui Qi style), which makes it look like a globe. Which I pointed out and Yan Li added those arrows on top and said they were UV rays =.= Shin Yee said it looked like Maple Story :D

And then after that (which I didn't take a photo), I added this super tall flower on the right of the dinosaur, and then Yan Li said that her worksheet now looked like a computer game. I thought it looked like Super Mario :D especially the mushroom.

Anyway, French EOY was a killer. I totally didn't catch the listening compre (okay fine, only some questions), and for one question I totally didn't know how to do, so I put "Parce qu'ils ne saient pas." BTW, "saient" isn't even a French word. It was supposed to be "ils savent", but I was like the last few seconds already, and it tortured my conscience to leave it blank so I anyhow scribbled something to fill up the blank ._.

And my Rédaction was screwed. We were supposed to write this article on "Mourt d'un Professeur", and so I started this story on how an old English teacher called Monsieur Blanc crossed the road one day and got hit by a car and died. And the car driver was talking to his wife while he was driving. And as for the feelings of the students, I made one student say, "He was a very humourous teacher. We love him." and made another say, "He was a proud and strict man. I'm happy when I learned that he died." And my last sentence was "The police are still investigating."

The worse thing is, I didn't know how to write a million and one words in French, so I just wrote the English form, decorated with random accents.

For example:
Humourous became "Humoreux", when it's really "Plein d'humour" according to Yahoo Babelfish
He drove became "Il a drivé", when it's really "Il a conduit" according to Yahoo Babelfish
He got hit became "Il a blessé", when it's really "Il a frappé" according to Yahoo Babelfish
The police are still investigating became "La police est en train d'investiger", when it's really "La police est en train de étudier" according to Yahoo Babelfish

And many more stupid examples.

Oh! And the invigilator for our class was a black dark-skinned guy, who spoke really complicated French, and we didn't understand. Like he spoke a few sentences, and then finally someone passed around the message that he just said he wanted to take attendance --" pfffft...

Attendance taking was funneh. Like seriously. He would say our names, then we would go "Présent!" And some more he pronounce until very weird, and a bit hard to understand.

Michelle the Pork was like totally joke larh.

Teacher: Michelle Lim? (or with a name something like that, remember that he had a French accent)
Michelle: -stilli in the process of stoning-
NYGH-ers around Michelle: eh!
Michelle: Huh? What? Oh, is it me? (I am reminded of what happened in History today)
Everybody in class (from various schools): -laughs-
Michelle: Oui, yes, présent!
Teacher: -continues going down list-
NYGH-ers around Michelle: -whispers- Eh, I don't think it was you eh.
Michelle: Yah, I also.

-few names down the list-

Teacher: Michelle Lee Huiye?
Michelle: Me, présent! Er, just now is I thought you were calling me, yah... (or something like that)

Epic larh the whole class burst out into laughter.

I suddenly feel like watching BOF all over again!! :D And after today, I'm chao determined to buck up on my learning of Korean during the Dec holidays -determined look-

You know what, maybe it's French that's making me tired. Whenever I take just a glimpse at my French notes, I just start getting so sleepy. So, as of 6.07 pm of 29 September 2010, I've only really looked through the tenses. And I still can't really memorise all of them, because there's just so many of them. It will be a miracle if I actually get an A for French.

And the worst part is, this is French only.

After EOYs, I'll probably end up looking like this. Big black panda eyes. And a smile because EOYs are finally over.

Anyway, I've been wanting to share a convo that took place in the car this morning!! :D

Han Wei was obsessed with farts this morning, and I don't know why. He was going:

"fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart..." etcetera

Then we were going to his school first, and when we were nearing his school...

Daddy: Mummy pick you up at 4 o' clock arh.
Han Wei: Where will you be?
Daddy: Golf game.
Han Wei: Oh. You'll be playing triple bogeys all day.
Daddy: May you fart all day long.

And I was like ._. Alone in the car with two Y-chromosomes, sigh.

I wanna watch Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame! :D Looks kinda cool.

feeling a bit high, and I'm also doing History Revision Questions now (correction: chionging), and these are the answers I'm very tempted to write:

1. Why did the British need a base in the East?
Ans: Because Santa Claus had already taken a base in the North.

2. Singapore was chosen by the British due to its excellent geographical location. How far do you agree with this statement?
Ans: As far as I can run (i.e. not very far).

3. Why was the signing of the Anglo-Dutch Treaty in 1824 significant?
Ans: Because it wasn't insignificant.

4. Why were the British able to ensure success in Singapore?
Ans: Because they consulted in a crystal ball and asked Paul the Octopus just to make sure.

5. The harsh methods used by the Chinese Secret Societies was the main reason why its influence in Singapore grew in the 19th century. How far do you agree with this statement?
Ans: Refer to question 2.

6. Why did the Straits Merchant Community agitate for a transfer of the Straits Settlements?
Ans: Because they were agitated.

7. Explain how the British provision of social services in Singapore was influenced by i) political factor, ii) economic factor.
Ans: Well, it all boils down to three men. To cut a long story short, Mr. Paul E. Tick and Mr. Akon O. Mike threatened Mr. S. O. Shell to treat Singapore better or they would squish him.

8. Why were the British confident of the defence of Malaya and Singapore?
Ans: Refer to question 4.

9. The Japanese were successful in taking over Singapore due to its effective leadership. How far do you agree with this statement? Explain your answer.
Ans: Refer to question 5. Because I have very low stamina.

10. The Japanese were able to ensure order in Malaya and Singapore through the use of terror. How far do you agree with this statement?
Ans: Refer to question 9.

11. Why was the Japanese Occupation of Malaya and Singapore harsh for the people?
Ans: Because the Japanese fed them hashbrowns.

12. Why was the Japanese Occupation an important factor for the rise of Nationalism in Singapore?
Ans: Because it was.

13. Why did the Communists appeal to a large proportion of the Chinese population in Singapore in the 1950s?
Ans: Because the Communists bribed them with lots of very appealing Cadbury chocolate.

14. Why did the First Merdeka Talk fail?
Ans: Because it scored 49% in the exams.

15. Why was Merger beneficial for Singapore?
Ans: Because Singapore would (in theory) benefit.

16. How important was the communist threat in Singapore in influencing Tunku Abdul Rahman's proposal for merger in 1961?
Ans: It was very important -nods head-

17. Communal politics was the most important cause for Singapore's separation from Malaysia in 1965. How far do you agree with this statement? Explain your answer.
Ans: Refer to question 10.

Sigh. Looks like I am dead for History.

French oral today was ___. Ah well, at least I got a nice young French teacher called Mlle (or was it Mme?!?! OOO:) Covez. But the thing is, I kept stoning in front of her when a) I was thinking of how to phrase my words, and b) I was thinking of what she was asking me.

My picture was chao tough. It was this like small dark alley, and there were seven poor people there. They looked like Africans o.0 Actually it was two adults, four children and one baby if I remember correctly. Horror of horrors: the picture was real-life, not like cartoon or what ._. But there was colour, not that it helped much.

As for my convo topic, at first I didn't understand then I was freaking out. It went along the lines of "coup de foudre", and I was like (in my head): "eh, it sounds so familiar eh... but what does it mean???" you know that kind of feeling where you know you've seen something before, but you just can't remember where. This is the part where I must thank my lucky stars for making me flip through the text book randomly early this morning, because "coup de foudre" looked so familiar as it was from my text book.

Loh and behold, guess what it means.

Love at first sight --"

I was like ...!!! okay. Then only when the teacher asked me what the guy's name was when I started thinking. Because I didn't even think she'd asked for the guys name, so I just spouted out any random name that came to my mind, which was Kevin. Okay I don't know why I said that, but anyway. Chao random larh. Then she asked for the guy's age, and I was like "Il a quartorze ans" -smiles and adds in randomly- "comme moi"

Fail lar.

And then it was over!! :D Met Sarah Tham, chatted with Sarah Tham, then jiayoued Shih Han and Michelle and Dorcas and Rachel Wu and Nicole and went home :D And ever since after my oral I've been having this headache, like until now. Or is it lack of sleep? 总之 I feel very dead.

Just now I was trying to do my work, but then I felt so tired (i.e. dead) and I touched my forehead and it was kinda warm, but the thing is I didn't know if it was because a) I was running a fever, or b) my hand was exceptionally cold. So I took my temp (36.7), so I guess it's option b.

Ah well. 3 more days and I can chuck my French stuff into a corner for the rest of this year.

Okay, since everyone is doing this, I shall too!

What I will do after the holidays:

1. Go out with ahem! and ahem!
2. Class chalet!
3. Movie marathons at home
4. Re-watch Hong Kong drama after Hong Kong drama
5. Re-watch Boys over Flowers
6. Re-read the entire Twilight Saga
7. Play the piano
   
8. Continue teaching myself Korean
9. Practise for Guzheng exam (sian.)
   

Hmm it isn't really much of a list :/

Things I'd like to put under the microscope:

1. Eraser dust
2. Stapler bullet
3. Eyelash
4. Blu-tack
5. Flower petal
6. Tree bark
7. Small feather
   
8. My rabbit's whisker
9. My rabbit's fur
10. My rabbit's poop
    

Whee~~~

Okay upside down :/
If you can' tell, it's a traffic light of soya bean 珍珠s!!
In order from left to right: Sophia, Me, Michelle

Xin Wang Hong Kong Cafe.
Han Wei had this Pork Spaghetti thingy.
I found the flag funny harhar :D
totally suits Michelle

the Mango ice kachang which three of us likened to a volcano.
because 1) Han Wei dug a crater in the middle, 2) the colour is like a volcano, 3) those stuff at the bottom are really mango slices, but it looks like lava

You know, EOYs are coming really soon and everything, but I don't seem to be feeling anything :/ Like complete blissfull numbness. As compared with last year when I was freaking out and emoing and even asking my senior how they got through Sec 1 and that kind of crap. And now I realise, we just kinda pull through everything. Because throughout the Sec 2 year, I mean like the whole complete is really like whoa, because some periods of time are super slack after slack, then last few weeks of school is chiong after chiong.

So maybe that's why I don't feel anything.

But anyway, that probably means I won't do very well for EOYs.

On a lighter note, it was a New Year Resolution of mine to not emo this year like what I did last year, so maybe I kinda achieved that.

• 4 days to French Oral: haven't started mugging
• 7 days to French EOY: haven't started mugging
  
• 20 days to LA Paper 1 EOY: haven't started mugging
• 20 days to Geog EOY: printed out notes, haven't started thorough mugging
• 21 days to Chinese EOY: sure die. haven't started mugging
• 22 days to LA Paper 2 EOY: haven't started mugging
• 22 days to History EOY: sure die. haven't made notes, haven't started mugging
• 25 days to Math Paper 2 EOY: did 3 past years
• 25 days to Science EOY: haven't started mugging Physics and Chemistry, haven't started remugging Biology
• 26 days to Math Paper 1 EOY: did 3 past years

And I just realised, 26 days to end of EOYs!!!!!! :DDDD

Yi Xin Heng and Sabrina Lau you owe me an outing, don't use Drama Fest preparations as excuse.

Just for laughs amidst all the mugging!! :D

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Monday night: I will revise Bio tomorrow!
Tuesday morning: -sees everyone in class mugging- I will revise Bio later!
Tuesday afternoon: -falls asleep on Bio notes-

If you're about to ask why the title is this, then I don't know why either. I'm just on yet another obsessive bout of putting random words together :D Actually, I was contemplating if I should just change my URL, but I decided against it in the end :/ Hey, actually dandelion rhapsody sounds nice too :D

Anyway, our (me, mummy and Han Wei)'s curiosity over Koi Cafe has been piqued yet again today, so we decided to finally try it out!! (:

This is uh... normal milk tea I guess. The tea is awesome and the pearls are freaking nice ♥ But the queue was epic long ): And I didn't really know how to order, so when I was ordering I think I looked like a dork. And somemore I was wearing school uniform (just finished French mah). Sigh 丢了南洋的脸 )):

Like I seriously didn't know you actually had to tell the person the sugar level you want!! So, when it came to my turn, this was what happened:

Woman with punk hair: What do you want?
Me: Uh... the black bubble milk tea (they called it something like that)
Woman with punk hair: Sugar level?
Me: -freaks out- Thoughts: OMG sugar level?!?! -looks around for the sign that showed possible amounts of sugar level- -gives up- -says randomly- Uh... 100% sugar.
Woman with punk hair: Pearls?
Me: Uh... Yes.

OMG like freaky larh!! Only when Han Wei ordered after me, getting half sugar for himself and mummy, did I really like D: OMG I ORDERED 100% SUGAR!!! -freaks out and starts worrying about fat level-

But the tea was really good quality, and mummy was like:

"Don't play play arh"

or something around those lines.

They gave an epic number of pearls too! Like half of the cup was filled with chewy delicious sweet pearls :D

Overall verdict: I really enjoyed the drink, but 我这个白痴 ordered 100% sweet and ended up with an excessively sweet milk tea D:

I seem to have this recent obsession over clouds, hmm :D

Anyway, today's weather forecast!

What do you see here? I personally find this picture very interesting, cos there's a lot of animals in here.

Pink: rabbit
Blue: flying stork
Orange: seahorse
Purple: the return of the griffin O:

This one is also quite majestic.

Tada! Eagle!! :D

Anyway, besides those few, I also saw a dragon, and a hand. Yes, a hand.

And I also think our class is like a zoo!!!

Yan Li - Ayam
Jamie - Bottle of jam (grapes)
Yi Xin - Chimcoadey (Chimpanzee + Cat + Toad + Monkey)
Ying Tong - Ayam
Ying Ying - Jellydog (Jellyfish + Dog)
Li Shuen - Mahkluk asing
Xuan Li - Cat
Etsuko - Bishmunk (Beaver + Fish + Chipmunk)
Michelle - Porse (Pig + Horse)
Jia Chun - Egg / VBASOF (Very Big Annoying Symbol of Fertility)

I ♥ 213!!

A rhyme I made up in 5 minutes!

Dedicated to my oh-so-lovable brother.

DISCLAIMER: ONLY THE FIRST TWO STATEMENTS ARE TRUE.

One day in the newspapers,
My brother couldn't find the Stocks.
He was so agitated, he started to throw rocks,
And out of the window he tossed his socks,
Which hit two unsuspecting storks,
And scared a little fox,
Which ran into the road's yellow box,
And got eaten by two hawks,
Which flew into a house door with multiple locks,
In the process killing roses - four stalks,
Earning a lot of pedestrians' gawks,
And nearly everyone had a shock,
Including a pair of brilliant red cocks,
Who in terror, flew to the docks,
And another three crazy dogs,
Went crazier and whamed into the Hwa Chong tower clock.
And it all started because my brother couldn't find the Stocks

Whee~~ so fun!! :D

Today, I've been very fascinated with the clouds. I don't know why.

Anyway, let's start with an one picture.

A heart made out of red beans. Quite an old picture, taken from my dinner at ECP after we finished cycling (:

Today: First thing I saw from the clouds: a griffin.

Highlighted in yellow. Yes, I know my tracing is severely distorted.

If you didn't know, a griffin looks like this. I love them!! :D okay nevermind.

And then I saw a dove(s).

At first, I only saw one, the small one. Then as I was tracing, I spotted the larger one (:

Anyone who doesn't know how a dove looks like should really go birdwatching.

Anyway, besides the griffin and the dove(s), I also saw, on the same journey, an eagle, a hummingbird, and a Mandarin duck.

The eagle was in this position.

The hummingbird was in this position, except the flower wasn't there, of course.

And the Mandarin duck was in this position.

THIS IS A SIGN!!! -waves arms in air- THEY ARE ALL BIRDS!!! BIRDS!!!