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#118--I Hate History x Infinity
Wednesday 30 September 2009

#118

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I hate History.

I hate History to the core. I just hate it.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

History is so irritating and I've hated it ever since I knew it.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

History is so confusing, and so demanding.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

I mean, come on! Who doesn't? Anyone who loves History isn't in his / her right mind.

I HATE HISTORY TO THE ROTTEN CORE

I just fail the History EOY, because I can't be bothered.

I CAN'T BE BOTHERED AT ALL.

BECAUSE HISTORY SUCKS.

And who cares about what Legalism and what Chandragupta crap?

I can bet that my Sec 2 seniors have forgotten entirely about it.

SORRY TO SAY THIS (ACTUALLY NOT VERY), BUT HISTORY SUCKS LIKE HELL AND IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT.

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#117--Tears
Sunday 27 September 2009

#117

Recently, the tears have become my best friends.

Charles Darwin once said, “Survival of the strongest”. And I would love to add to his point, that, “Life is the survival of the strongest. Only the weakest die in the process.”

And cut all that shit about failure being the mother of success, because failure is really the mother of Hell. And success? I don’t want to even mention that word.

I don’t even know how I got into this super smart class (with the glorious exception of yours truly), or even how I got into this super stressful school. There must have been some kind of a twist of fate during DSA and PSLE. I was supposed to get 150, but the teacher marked wrongly and I got a shit 277 instead. I should have gone to some neighbourhood school, but I went to a neighbourhood school in Bukit Timah. If you even consider my school a neighbourhood school.

I don’t know why I cry. I just do. So much, they’ve become my best friends.

I cry when I’m upset.

I cry when I’m hurt.

I cry when I hate myself.

I cry when I have mood swings.

I cry when I think about EOYs.

I cry when I think about how early other schools finish.

I cry when I think about how lucky my brother is.

I cry when I think about my Chinese homework.

I cry when I think about my Math homework.

I cry when I think about History.

I cry when I think about Geography.

I cry when I think about Math.

I cry when I think about French.

I cry when I think about all the uncompleted papers chunked on the floor.

I cry when I think about life in the future.

I cry when I think about how everyone has moved on, and left me behind.

I cry when I think about how I'm actually hurting all the people around me.

I cry when I think about how painful the days are.

I cry when I think about my sucky life.

I cry when I think about death.

I cry for nothing.

“Life is the survival of the strongest. Only the weakest die in the process.”

Oh I love that phrase.

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#116--Sickening
Saturday 26 September 2009

#116

You know what? I just realised there's one sickening phrase I really hate:

"There's a time to study and a time to play."

I just don't know why.

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#115--I HATE EOYS

#115

Ack my blog is half (practically) dead because of stinking frigging EOYs. So, I shall make this post real quick, although the last time I posted was more than a week ago.

Thou shalt post longer posts after EOYs

Ack French EOY in 3 days!! Gasp gasp :O Please lah, I'm going to fail. Because I can't remember the 14 passe compose verbs (I always can't remember them), the vetements, the articles for the food (<-- I hate those) .............. And today, my entire lovely afternoon is taken away by tuition. Maybe I'll stop it soon, because it takes up 4h 30min of my time. And in 4h 30min, I believe I can do quite a lot of stuff.

Ack I hate EOYs. Did you notice that every alternate paragraph begins with "Ack"? If you didn't, too bad then. Quite interesting leh. I didn't do it on purpose. I just realised :D

OMG I haven't started revising History!! D: I hate History too )))))): I can't remember all the stinking definitions we have to memorise, and the stinking format for the SBQ and what not. And I've already briefly revised Geog, but I can't seem to remember anything now D: Man, I hate these. And Math! OMG, recently I realised I practically forgot everything about Mean Median Mode, and Factorisation (ugh). Arithmetic Problems, I have nothing to say. I just totally flunked that quiz.

Ack (on purpose now) I also flunked my French Oral. Horrible lah that one. I totally stoned in front of the teacher lor.

And I shall end here.

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#114--Mwahahahaha
Thursday 17 September 2009

#114

Oh dear this post is late by one post =.= Anyway, I was on the com waiting for guzheng and on my yahoo email. Then Yi xin signed on and Sapui was beside me so we started chatting :D Very funny :D and confusing ...

----- Our chat on Thu, 17/9/09 14:34 -----
Han (14:16): how are you? (han yi)
Han (14:16): ... (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:17): yeah ok
Han (14:17): did you get stitches? (han yi)
Han (14:17): (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:17): yeah like duh...xD OUCH!
Yi Xin Heng (14:17): just ate lunch...
Han (14:17): on your mouth? ouchouchouch (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:17): i dont even feel like eating lorh....
Yi Xin Heng (14:18): and yeah, actually its sort of on my lower lip
Yi Xin Heng (14:18): below it
Yi Xin Heng (14:18): you know the skin there?
Han (14:18): ee ouch oo sabrina is beside me (han yi)
Han (14:18): you are a ttoe. (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:18): then there is like a totally HUGE stretch of ulcers
Yi Xin Heng (14:18): HI SABRI!
Han (14:18): O: are you okay (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:18): and u r a LAME TOE d
Yi Xin Heng (14:18): yeah
Yi Xin Heng (14:19): just tt i feel like an old person who needs feeding when i eat ._ >
Han (14:19): sapui says you are so optimistic (han yi)
Han (14:19): lol (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:19): ERM! not towards eating! haha lol xD
Yi Xin Heng (14:19): how was chem today?
Han (14:19): quite easy considering we studied (sapui)
Han (14:20): mrs westivik thot u needed to go on liquid diet (han yi)
Han (14:20): i already lost 3 marks )): (han yi)
Han (14:20): i lost 3 also!: (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:20): LOL! omg sso typical of the westvik!
Yi Xin Heng (14:20): what did u guys tell her?
Yi Xin Heng (14:20): xD
Han (14:20): we told her that (sapui)
Han (14:20): you are a toe. (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:21): oh ._ .
Yi Xin Heng (14:21): how nice
Han (14:21): actually we told her your toe got caught on the pole thinngy (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:21): and 3 marks, it s ok lar
Yi Xin Heng (14:21): i see, so the whole thing is still related to a toe
Yi Xin Heng (14:21): but the truth is all 5 toes got caught
Yi Xin Heng (14:21): in the pole
Yi Xin Heng (14:21): ._ .
Han (14:21): she asked us to write our expected marks on the right- hand- top- corner (sapui)
Han (14:21): ._ . (sapui)
Han (14:22): mrs siew (han yi)
Han (14:22): didn't all 10? ._ . (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:22): hmm
Han (14:22): nononono all 20 (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:22): 20?
Han (14:22): toes+fingers (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:22): i have 20 toes? ._ .
Yi Xin Heng (14:22): oohhhhhh!
Yi Xin Heng (14:23): i see!
Han (14:23): for your info, you're supposed to look into a mirror now. (sapui)
Han (14:23): look down. (sapui)
Han (14:23): Do you see 20 things? (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:23): but only my poor fingers got stained in blood
Yi Xin Heng (14:23): ok\
Han (14:23): they're your fingers and toes O: (sapui)
Han (14:23): sorry that was all sapui and not me (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:24): i dont even need a mirror xP\
Han (14:24): lol just joking larh (sapui)
Han (14:24): wait. are u chatting or resting? tsk tsk (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:24): hmmmm so is this sapui or hanyi?
Han (14:24): this is hanyi. (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:24): ?
Han (14:24): this is sapui, (sapui)
Han (14:24): can see the diff? (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:24): ah i see
Han (14:24): sory that was ALL sapui (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:25): YES i can see the dif now
Han (14:25): sorry that was ALL hanyi (sapui(
Yi Xin Heng (14:25): one is lamer one is not xP\
Han (14:25): can see the diff alr right (sapui)
Han (14:25): (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:25): one talks about toes one does not
Han (14:25): who is this? (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:25): i think this is....sabri?
Yi Xin Heng (14:25): the lame one ._ .
Han (14:25): NO. who is this? (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:25): but ooops if u r hanyi
Yi Xin Heng (14:25): im YIXIN!
Han (14:26): it IS han yi. was, actually (han yi)
Han (14:26): who was that? (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:26): GAH
Yi Xin Heng (14:26): u guys are sso confusin! hanyi! dont let sapui touch the com! xD
Han (14:26): Gin: "I was wondering why the softball was getting bigger. Then, it hit me." (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:26): ?
Han (14:26): Fiona Teo: (sapui)
Han (14:26): "You ar e a toe ._ ." (sapui)
Han (14:26): yi xin is a smiley (han yi)
Han (14:26): a smiley toe (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:27): tell her that she is more of a toe and
Yi Xin Heng (14:27): urgh! ok she is more of a smiley toe
Han (14:27): like, a toe with a smiley, or a smiley with a toe. Or both,. (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:27): is this hanyi?
Han (14:27): ok, back to the point. (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:27): i highly suspect its not
Han (14:27): YES IT IS YOU TOE (sapui)
Han (14:27): quite obvious lar (sapui)
Han (14:27): that was hanyi (sapui)
Han (14:27): this is not (sapui)
Han (14:28): that was not hanyi (sapui)
Han (14:28): this isn't either (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:28): ok!
Han (14:28): are you confused? (han yi)
Han (14:28): btw, guess who is this (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:28): HMMMPHG
Yi Xin Heng (14:28): YES
Han (14:28): ANSWER THE QUESTION. are you a toe? (sapui)
Han (14:28): are your braces removed? (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:29): FIONA /SABRI?
Han (14:29): fiona is not here. ._ . (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:29): and no they are not removed/im not a toe ;P
Yi Xin Heng (14:29): oh
Yi Xin Heng (14:29): then u must be the lame sabri toe!
Han (14:29): bear with the pain okay! we all know you're a jian1 qiang2 person DDDD (sapui)
Han (14:29): and we all miss you if that helps to relieve the pain (sapui)
Han (14:30): and just now during chem there was a ghost between hui ting and i (han yi)
Han (14:30): O: - gapes- (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:30): ok that really helps
Yi Xin Heng (14:30): ohoh so u r the person who seat s beside huiting= YINGYING? !
Han (14:30): Gin : "Have you heard of the guy who got his left side cut off? Yeah, he's all right now." (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:31): hey who is gin?
Han (14:31): lol and NO that was not yingying. guess who it is, you toe ._ . gin is rebecca's angel, our 213 senior who's a psl and has short hair O: (sapui)
Han (14:31): xiao jie, for block test we always sit in register order ._ . (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:32): and yeah, i haveta go offline soon so whether to hanyi: luv ya! and thx! and to sabri: u r a lame toe full stop
Han (14:32): O: (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:32): and sso u r hanyi!!!!!!!!!
Yi Xin Heng (14:32): D
Han (14:32): finally (han yi)
Han (14:32): are you a toe? how's your toe (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:32): ?
Han (14:32): i'm going to count how many times the word "toe" cropped up in this chatbox (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:33): my toe's not injures in the first place xD
Han (14:33): okay so be strong! we all miss you! and you can go offline by clicking "sign out". You could get a tutorial from us, providing you don't sign out (sapui)
Han (14:33): on how to click "sign out" (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:33): and i have a feeling toe conmees out alot!
Yi Xin Heng (14:33): have you counted?
Han (14:33): nope (han yi)
Yi Xin Heng (14:33): and i dont need a tutorial cD
Han (14:33): im waiting for it to end (han yi)
Han (14:34): if we stop talking (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:34): bye! and count now!
Han (14:34): for 1 minute (sapui)
Yi Xin Heng (14:34): toetoetoeotoe
Han (14:34): then we can tell you but bye, you toe toe toe toe toe. (sapui)

HEEEHEEEHEEE~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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#113--<3 khj
Friday 11 September 2009

#113

My dearest 113 classmates, I don't know if you should be happy or sad. Happy, because this post is finally 113, and it's about Kim Hyun Joong. Sad (extremely sad), because it isn't good news.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDD:

And this bad news is REAL. It's not faked T.T When I heard it, I seriously hoped that it was fake, but it isn't.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/xin/20090910/ten-836-ss501s-kim-hyun-joong-diagnosed-3c1b9bc.html

I just can't bring it to myself to say what happened to him ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))): And there's a possibility that he might *** OMG!! What if he *** ?!?!?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#112--I HATE HISTORY
Wednesday 9 September 2009

#112

that does it.

I HATE HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. It's boring.
2. I suck at it.
3. Geog is better.
4. I hate it.

No offense to the History-lovers out there, because someone here doesn't love History.

HOW AM I GOING TO GO THROUGH EOY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

SHOPPING SEEMS SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DID THE SEC 2S AND SEC 3S AND SEC 4S SURVIVE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!

THIS IS PLAIN AND PURE TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANT MEMORISE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHEM ALREADY HAVE 20+ STUFF TO MEMORISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF GEOG AND HISTORY AND BIO AND FRENCH ALL ALSO LIKE THAT, THEN THERE'S 100 THINGS TO MEMORISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THERE'S F*CKING TING XIE WHEN SCHOOL REOPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE MEMORISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#111--Triple One Yeah...Not
Monday 7 September 2009

#111

Ooh.... its triple one. Two more to 113

Anyway, *sigh. I don't feel like revising. Because it's such a warm day, and warm days are kinda like rainy days...making me feel lethargic, even though I slept for like who knows how long last night -.-

I WANT TO PLAN MY SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sobs... 21 October onwards is party time lors. Not fair lars! St. Nicks get all their tests over on 9th!!! That is like two weeks before ours lar...not fair ): I feel like punching something up. And trashing all the revision and block tests eoy schedules into the bin. And then go shopping.

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#110-- <3 G-Force!! :D
Sunday 6 September 2009

#110

Ooh dear, it's been a long time since I'd last blogged, and EOYs are coming, so I'd better make this quick. Although it's been a long time since I'd last blogged :D

Anyhoo, I watched G-Force today!!! :D (how's that for a change, Etsuko? >:D I'm eeeevil >:D) So cute lar!!! Oh oh oh oh oh! And they used Boom Boom Pow (Black Eyed Peas) and Just Dance (Lady Gaga) in the show!! They used Just Dance twice :3 And I like Juarez, and she has this Spanish-ee type of accent. Damn cute lar <3

Ah well, better return to my Français!!

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#109--WTF
Tuesday 1 September 2009

#109

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.
Beats and yells, may my tears fell but they can never tame me.

Because I have my own mind, my own hands, my own feelings and my own heart.

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