Teacher to class of 5 year olds: Draw what you wanna be when you grow up on a piece of paper!I think that's the most beautiful ambition ever (:
(after 5 minutes)
Teacher to a kid: Why did you draw a smiley face?
Kid: Because when I grow up I wanna be happy.
I-Forgot-Who: Okay we just spent half an hour on the road.Anyway back to the Belgium restaurant place. We sat at the pub kind of table which was super high and the chairs were also high but the table was still kinda high but manageable.
Me: -grumbles- Imagine the amount of work I could've done in half an hour!
Dad: I knew it.
I-Forgot-Who: But it's family time and bonding!!
Me: -snorts- What family time?! You guys have been talking non-stop about politics!
"Do you have the two Vaginas?"Mummy who was sitting beside me (I was sitting at a rounded corner area with Han Wei on my right and Mummy on my left) starting laughing and coughing and of course I went "VIRGNIA!!!"
Me: Dad, do you know what's the easiest dance?omg it's 10 o'clock now -lure to go turn on the TV to Channel 5 for TVD-
Daddy: -thinks- -ponders- What?
Me: Belly dance!
Daddy: Eh you know belly dance is how hard not? Just ask Mummy!
Mummy: Yah I do before you know!
Me: I know this is a joke! But do you know why it's the easiest dance?
Daddy and Mummy: Why?
Me: Because it's for those who can barely dance!! -laughs-
Mummy: Go and get a pair of crutches!
Someone: How's life?Other than that, TGIF. I love my class. But I hate the work. I mean, don't we always?
Me: Oh, it's been -pause- Wait. I'm a Nanyang girl. I have no life
Student Exchange Programme - Bordeaux, FranceBut there's a selection process + interview which I bet I won't get through given all the super pro people in my class alone ):
"I have no more saliva -sad face-"During Chem an epic thing happened in Chem Lab 1. Mrs Chew was standing at the extreme right of the white board explaining something to us, then she wanted to point to something on another part of the white board so she moved to the centre of the board.
5 seconds later.... PLACK.And so Mrs Chew spent the next 5 minutes launching into other incidents that made her consider herself very lucky including one where the glass of the Basement lift lobby door was broken and how she accidentally fell through the gaping hole where the glass once was and got a big bruise patch on her knee and how Mr Kaw wasn't as lucky because he'd done the same thing earlier on and had sprained his wrist instead and how she was so lucky although the whole class didn't understand why she was lucky at all.
Mrs Chew: -eyes wide with horror and shock-
Me: -to Wyin- OMG what happened? -tries to peek around Sharon who is too tall and blocking to see what had happened- -fails-
Mrs Chew: -pissed- I must go and complain to the technician! JACKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-technicians come sauntering in-
Mrs Chew: (I forgot what she said)
Technician Azura: -picks up a mangled green thing-
Me: -gains inspiration- OMG IT'S THE CLOCK!!
Nicole: -hands Dr. Soon assignment- Dr. Soon, the assignment.So I think today was very epic :D Heh whatever I shall ignore the fact that blocks are in 4 days. I'm gonna die anyway. It depends on how slowly I die :/
Dr. Soon: So it's you! Hand in late arh...
Nicole: -anxious look- It's not me! It's not me! It's my... friend's!
Dr. Soon: Who's your friend??
-everyone turns behind to look at Jing Ci-
Jing Ci: -shoots Dr. Soon the typical Jing Ci sheepish "heh heh" look-
Dr. Soon: -eyes widen- OH. So it's YOU! 原来如此! Now I understand!!
-everyone bursts into laughter-
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