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fly like a cheese stick,

or fish fingers and custard.

#507 what I desire is man's red fire to make my dream come true
Thursday, 31 March 2011


Math today was okay. Manageable. Okay. Fine.

IH TOMORROW WTFREAK AW;LIERJAWIERJ AWELKFSMDV QILWAJKREMFDGBHREOAOA ;AGR KRGK ;GR ; GSGRD ;GRL; AEJRINKB M, !!!!! DDDD:

I've been trying very hard to memorise and all, but somehow the facts don't stick to my head. I feel so repetitive, because IH is all about being long-winded on repeating the facts over and over and over again like some sort of broken recorder. How can you now get freaking sick of it?! And my eyes are a little sore now. I try to memorise and type out in full form the "mock" essays, but from time to time I always refer back to the notes.

It shows how I'm gonna fail IH. Really. Really. Really badly.

Oh god, I can't wait for it to be over.

Then on Monday we have LA which seems easier and more look-forwardable-to than IH now. And on Monday we also have the stupid guzheng rehearsal -curses and swears- Which means I have to replan my French lessons again, and one more time cos the day before SYF (which is -very conveniently- a Monday) we're having another rehearsal.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm such a good girl. I don't pon. I attend CCA. I listen to whatever the teacher says and actually appear for 99% of practices and don't for the 1% with actual legitimate reasons.

I think I'm getting too tired of this. Is it time to put my foot down? Okay. Fine. Whatever you say. I can sacrifice my blocks for this. I can sacrifice my freaking time.

But there is no way - NO WAY - I am also going to sacrifice French for this. NO. End of story. I have a life too you know. You can implement all the CCA pracs you want. Yes, I'm going to turn up for majority if not all of them, but I don't see the point of the same old people keep not turning up.

There. I've said it. Who care about IH now anyway. Honestly, I don't -cough- feel very patriotical :/ I think I'm not patriotical in whole :/ So there.

Please. I need you to be good. Actually this is a really pretty gif but I can't post moving stuff, so... oh well.

If only life was like Disney. So long school.

AHA :D

No comment. It'll be so cool to work in Starbucks. Like you take people's orders and right it on cups and fill them up with coffee/whatver and do swirly patterns with the whipped cream.


#506 you keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling
Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Ugh Chinese. After so much chionging over the 邀请公函 it didn't come out -.- As usual. In the end came out a 私函 which would have been easy if not for the fact I haven't written on in ages, a 投诉公函 which I complely crapped up and the language is like shit and I also did a 个案报章读后感 which I think was better than the 公函.

Math tomorrow, and I'm desperately hoping I don't suddenly forget the facts and all. And because there's CCA tomorrow -hint hint growls- I also chionged out IH today (thank god my afternoon was free) and now my hand hurts like crazy because I spent the last 2 hours writing out the 4 full IH factors no I haven't memorised them I was freaking copying from the notes T.T

If copying already and I can't even write 2 factors in an hour (don't even talk about 50 minutes), how the hell am I gonna pass IH. I haven't even started memorising maybe I should do it while having dinner T.T What a sad life.

But anyway I finally filled up the form!! Cos Daddy replied me about the auto-roaming thing. I didn't quite now how to answer the "If yes for auto-roaming, where?" question thingy so at first I put in this but of course I didn't submit it in like that. And in the end I put Fudan as my first choice because it seems like no one I know wants to go Beijing 2 weeks so I'd end up being super lonely D: But dk whether will get in lah. Argh who cares. Submitted already.

Yeah go away blocks. Everyone hates you. Shoo buzz off.

Inconceivable! No! Such blasphemy!! -covers ears in a desperate attempt to hear no evil-

Ahaha I laughed so much at this :D They're all so silly xD

OHMYGOD. Even though I don't like hot drinks, but LOOKATTHATWHIPPEDCREAMONTOPOFTHATCUPOFHOTTEACOFFEEWHATEVER ALEWRJA;EWIRJAEWORIJAEIRJER.

-salivates-


#505 in a mine where a million diamonds shine
Tuesday, 29 March 2011


Bio today. Of course I already have mistakes. I think 2 marks minus le. Like Physics. You know that feeling when you memorise (or at least try to) so much stuff for a test and only like 0.1% of it comes out -.-

I left quite a few blanks in the MCQ and then skipped to Sections B and C which I also left a lot of blanks. And I'm doing the GCP form thingy now online and I realise the way I fill up forms is very similar to the way I do tests.

I LEAVE A LOT OF BLANKS.

Like hello how do I know whether my phone has auto-roaming or not. And passport number + expiry date? -goes to check with mother-

And now I'm in a dilemma over the 3 choices. Oh brilliant. I have this constant worry I'll be the only one in class who'll get into whatever GCP it is and I'll be so lonely -sobs-

I shall not moan about Chinese tomorrow or Math tomorrow tomorrow or (the worst still) IH tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow and I still have CCA which takes up a lot of revision time -frustrated cross "goes crazy" look-

I wish Singapore has 4 seasons... T.T

And the Bio paper was set by the teacher of initials BK so when I first saw I was like "OMG BURGER KING!!" of course later I realised it was Benny Koh when the name "Sophia" popped up in the question of Section C.

I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -hyperventilates-

Very pink -nods head-

2 hours of torturous Chinese tomorrow D: Someone save me.

Note to self: Bring dictionary. Bring dictionary. Bring dictionary.


#504 kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start
Monday, 28 March 2011


Physics today. It was okayish, except of course I made silly mistakes as usual which I should not have made and I could have gotten them correct D: -angry at self-

Then it was SYF Rehearsal which made us feel a slight glimmer of hope for us after all.

Bio tomorrow. Trying to memorise the stuff now. Chinese on Wednesday is turning out to be the real horror. GRAH stupid 私函 and 公函 and 记叙文 and 报章读后感. I mean, haven't they heard of emails? 私函s are now so outdated. Don't really see the point of them. Math will be okay if I actually manage to not freak out and remember all the bits that I have previously made mistakes in. And careless mistakes.

STUPID CARELESS MISTAKES DDDD:

Note to self: Open eyes big big and make sure you spot the silly stupid careless mistakes staring straight at you on the paper.

I haven't started memorising for IH OH GOD.

But this will all be over in 9 days. 9 very short days (hopefully). I hope they'll be really painless. Probably not.

As ridiculous as this sounds.

I thought this quote was just too... touching. And poetic.

I'm not dreamy today. Probably careless. And angry. And pessimistic. Although the last one's not there but there's Optimistic so I guess Pessimistic's been already torn out. Sarcastic... usually. But not today.

I'll be 20 then. So old. But I have mentioned this before :D

I like the meaning behind this picture (:

Global warming? Baked Alaska. Hmph.

OHMYGOD PURPLE SNEAKERS.


On a side note, I think I'm getting better at putting contacts on. Was trying to wear in school in the toilet and it took me just a couple of seconds for each eye :D That was before leaving for Republic Poly, but then I after awhile I realised that why my vision was kinda blurry because my right eye was missing the lens so I had to take out the left one and wear glasses instead =.=

BIO WILL BE OVER IN 12 FREAKING HOURS.


#503 even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious
Sunday, 27 March 2011


PHYSICS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -screams- -pauses to catch breath- -freaks out- -screams- -pauses to catch breath- -freaks out-

AND THEN IT'S BIO! THEN CHINESE! THEN MATH! THEN IH! THEN LA! THEN CHEM!

-screams even more-

I've really been mugging these two days. Although sometimes I fall asleep on my notes. But it seems as if nothing's really been absorped ): I can't help but wonder, after all the revision and memorising and cramming into my head, what if on that day I just freak out and forget everything? And your head's all blank while you stare at the equally blank answer paper.

I mean it has happened to me before. Nasty experience.

I'm looking at all the subjects and I think the only subject that requires not that much memorising work is actually Physics =.=

And there's still SYF Rehearsal tomorrow

AERITJAWOEIJAWIEORMLKFDSERKJG NAERFDUIJWEANFDOGIJ4ROJIDF IA O;JIA;OHALUKAGR;IOHA;IA;LAG;JLAEWKFSD NJGTOJI2893UITJRMMKBMB.

-vents frustration on the poor qwerty-

Look: Tomorrow got SYF Rehearsal. Bio die. Tuesday got CCA. Chinese die. Wednesday got nothing. Math still die. Thursday got CCA. IH die. Friday got French. Saturday morning got CCA. Sunday morning got Jiang. LA die. Monday got French. Tuesday got CCA. Chem die.

I'm only thinking about how all this hell will be all over in 12 days (less than 2 weeks!! okay not that much :/) and how I'll get my freaking no-life back.

(Sidenote: I take my blog as my journal. That's why I blog everyday even though it seems like I'm procrastinating.)

So I wish that

and by some seriously incredible twist of luck I will actually pass at least one subject.

This girl and this Samoyed is just too cute! :D


If only we could answer like that.
Teacher to class of 5 year olds: Draw what you wanna be when you grow up on a piece of paper!
(after 5 minutes)
Teacher to a kid: Why did you draw a smiley face?
Kid: Because when I grow up I wanna be happy.
I think that's the most beautiful ambition ever (:

prala :D

I think I'm somewhere between "Perfect Length" and "Too Short" now. For me perfect length is when I can tie my high up in a pigtail :D Like those flippy-not-too-long kinds.

AHA I laughed when I saw this :D

Starbucks! Didn't have it this week :/

Physics will be over in 14 hours. Yay. Prepare to die, acceleration and velocity and tension and gravitational force and upthrust and density and whatever whatchamacallit Physics stuff.


#502 old mother nature's recipes that bring the bare necessities of life
Saturday, 26 March 2011


Guzheng in the morning today, had breakfast at 6th Avenue with Daddy and Han Wei. My usual kaya toast with two soft boiled eggs and iced milo :D

During the afternoon I mainly mugged :/

We just returned from Clarke Quay where we had dinner at this Belgium restaurant place where there were lots of mussels and alcohol and ang-mohs and very pub-bish place. On the way there Mummy and Daddy and Han Wei were discussing about politics and PAP and stuff and I was like shrinking away at the back seat trying very hard to ignore whatever they were talking about to no avail. Which is why I declared sometime later that this was why I'm not in the HP class.

And the CBD was kinda jammed up because they had some event because of Earth Day I think so we spent quite some time in the car.
I-Forgot-Who: Okay we just spent half an hour on the road.
Me: -grumbles- Imagine the amount of work I could've done in half an hour!
Dad: I knew it.
I-Forgot-Who: But it's family time and bonding!!
Me: -snorts- What family time?! You guys have been talking non-stop about politics!
Anyway back to the Belgium restaurant place. We sat at the pub kind of table which was super high and the chairs were also high but the table was still kinda high but manageable.

And I didn't know what to eat because the menu was kinda complicated-ish so in the end the waiter and Mummy chose braised veal cheek with some kind of wine and baby potatoes with it.

Tada! It was very... meaty but very tender. And yeah the beans kinda cover all the meat up. I think the beans are like the crunchiest component of the dish.

The three of us (Han Wei, Aunty Cathy and I) finished faster than Mummy and Daddy who were still drinking/eating French fries/idk what they were doing, so to kill time I started listing out as many states of America I could as possible on the sms feature of my phone. I listed about 12 (Washington, New Hampshire, California, Nevada, Maine, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, Illinois) when Han Wei butted in and whipped out his iPhone and searched for the map of USA and started spouting random USA states.

And -cough- some of his pronunciations -cough- were funny heh heh :D Illinois became "Illinose", Pennsylvania became "Pencilvania", Michigan (pronounced with "sh") became "Michigan" (pronounced with "ch"), Ohio became "Oheo", Minnesota became "Minersota", Iowa became "Eeowa", Tennessee became "Tensee", Alabama became "Albama, and the best one: Virginia and West Virginia became "Vagina and West Vagina" =.=

Afterwards he kept firing random state names at me checking if I already had them and then (I think he did this on purpose) he asked:
"Do you have the two Vaginas?"
Mummy who was sitting beside me (I was sitting at a rounded corner area with Han Wei on my right and Mummy on my left) starting laughing and coughing and of course I went "VIRGNIA!!!"

Anyway after some time of more boredom and came up with a random joke. Like completely random.
Me: Dad, do you know what's the easiest dance?
Daddy: -thinks- -ponders- What?
Me: Belly dance!
Daddy: Eh you know belly dance is how hard not? Just ask Mummy!
Mummy: Yah I do before you know!
Me: I know this is a joke! But do you know why it's the easiest dance?
Daddy and Mummy: Why?
Me: Because it's for those who can barely dance!! -laughs-
Mummy: Go and get a pair of crutches!
omg it's 10 o'clock now -lure to go turn on the TV to Channel 5 for TVD-

Paris!

Yeah D:

Heh just found this simple yet expressive :D

So many many many languages!! -piaos-

I think this was taken through a mirror reflection or sth :/

This. Is. So. Artistic OO:

ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE SCENES EVER :D


#501 just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way
Friday, 25 March 2011


I'm currently imagining a scenario where someone asks me how's life.
Someone: How's life?
Me: Oh, it's been -pause- Wait. I'm a Nanyang girl. I have no life
Other than that, TGIF. I love my class. But I hate the work. I mean, don't we always?

I like this quote (:

So true. Stupid school. Stupid stupid stupid.

If only life was as pretty as this...

Or perfect...

Or heart-warming.


#500 look there she goes a girl who's strange but special, a most peculiar mad'moiselle
Thursday, 24 March 2011


Shark O:

The post title is from the lyrics of the song Belle which is really very interesting!! As in the song. And Belle from Beauty and the Beast has always been one of my favourite Disney characters because in 2004 when we (as in my family) were at Disneyland we took this "Which Disney character are you?" quiz which I suppose is more accurate cos it's in Disneyland and all. And I got Belle! And I just realised the setting's in France which means even more OO:



Speaking of France, this was what happened just now:

-logs on to MOEL portal to check homework- -sees a lot of new notices- -cue groan- -scrolls through- -pauses- -looks again- -blinks- -hyperventilates and flaps arms around- -incoherent chain of thought-

AOEILRJ ALIEWJTR A;WIOERJA;OIWRJ NFDVKRUYKNGF
Student Exchange Programme - Bordeaux, France
But there's a selection process + interview which I bet I won't get through given all the super pro people in my class alone ):

During LA I (finally) did the Act 3 Scene 2 Mark Antony Caesar's funeral speech thingy. OVER! -piaos with joy and relief- After like 10 minutes straight of talking (or so) I went back to my seat and the first thing I said was:
"I have no more saliva -sad face-"
During Chem an epic thing happened in Chem Lab 1. Mrs Chew was standing at the extreme right of the white board explaining something to us, then she wanted to point to something on another part of the white board so she moved to the centre of the board.
5 seconds later.... PLACK.
Mrs Chew: -eyes wide with horror and shock-
Me: -to Wyin- OMG what happened? -tries to peek around Sharon who is too tall and blocking to see what had happened- -fails-
Mrs Chew: -pissed- I must go and complain to the technician! JACKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-technicians come sauntering in-
Mrs Chew: (I forgot what she said)
Technician Azura: -picks up a mangled green thing-
Me: -gains inspiration- OMG IT'S THE CLOCK!!
And so Mrs Chew spent the next 5 minutes launching into other incidents that made her consider herself very lucky including one where the glass of the Basement lift lobby door was broken and how she accidentally fell through the gaping hole where the glass once was and got a big bruise patch on her knee and how Mr Kaw wasn't as lucky because he'd done the same thing earlier on and had sprained his wrist instead and how she was so lucky although the whole class didn't understand why she was lucky at all.

And something happened during SMO (which was anyway the worst SMO lesson ever) which was really funny. Or at least I felt it was really funny.
Nicole: -hands Dr. Soon assignment- Dr. Soon, the assignment.
Dr. Soon: So it's you! Hand in late arh...
Nicole: -anxious look- It's not me! It's not me! It's my... friend's!
Dr. Soon: Who's your friend??
-everyone turns behind to look at Jing Ci-
Jing Ci: -shoots Dr. Soon the typical Jing Ci sheepish "heh heh" look-
Dr. Soon: -eyes widen- OH. So it's YOU! 原来如此! Now I understand!!
-everyone bursts into laughter-
So I think today was very epic :D Heh whatever I shall ignore the fact that blocks are in 4 days. I'm gonna die anyway. It depends on how slowly I die :/

I like the font :D

Wait. I don't even exercise -.-

Juxtaposition of Tumblr images (above above and above).

And of course :D


auditory hallucinations

HAN YI
19 year old who still thinks she's 15.
Drowning in fandoms.
Hates auto-flushes and drains.
Has a non-existent nose bridge.
Can't live without rulers and letter openers.
Likes the taste of blood.
Control freak.
Loves fantastical stuff.
Aresian and proud.

155 cm
158 cm
Toms Vans
Cotton On Threadless
Fandom Shit
Impossible Dreams

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