Actually, my blog just offers the nonsense that is called Han Yi's messed up life. Kinda boring, really. My life, I mean.

omg is that a sloth?!?! Somehow it looks like a sloth cross badger cross angry cat cross flying squirrel. And the "DUCK!" part just reminds me of The Duck Song -.-

I realise I've forgotten the tune for it AHAHA >:D

When I saw this I immediately thought hmm this must be some effort to spread the message of how smoking will kill dolphins. Then I remembered this is a Natalie Dee comic ._. Saving the dolphins just reminds me of how Mummy is so enthu over saving the dolphins that are supposed to go to RWS or something, and how she dragged Daddy along for that thingy at Hong Lim Park on Sunday.

So today was officially the last day of school for Term 3!! :D Of course there's some sort of happiness, but I can't help but feel a sort of... reminiscence?!?! (my vocab sucks tyvm) at the thought of how soon we'll be splitting classes again D:

Chem ABS requiz was okay, maybe because it was set by Mrs Lai and not by Mrs Chew. But there wasn't any periodic table, so I was trying to console myself throughout the quiz that the formula for zinc is Zn2+. It sounded right-ish, at least.

Recess was super busy. I mean like half of it was already taken up by the Chem requiz, then went to have lunch with Xuannie, where we did this canteen stall survey thingy and got a notebook each :D The notebooks quite chio eh~!! :D Not bad somemore they're wrapped with plastic or something like that ((:

Nearly bought bubble tea, but decided against it. Then we went to get our blazers! Which is now hanging on my door handle. Which I nearly forgot to bring home just now and had to chiong back to class to get, hoping that Uncle Jack hadn't locked the doors. I was lucky, cos the front door was already locked and the back door was open by this teeny little inch :D

-high-fives self-

Anyway. Yi Xin and Xuan Li and I were kinda late for Math because we were getting our blazers -.- So I ended looking up like this major toot rushing into class holding my blazer and scurrying over to the windows to hang it up then scuttling back to my seat and just stashing and dumping whatever junk was on my table (today's Chinese newspaper and some street sales form and whatever other crap had mysteriously appeared) into the drawer-horizontal-shelf-thingy (I realise after all this while I don't know what it's called ._. or maybe I forgot .___.) under the table. Which is against my personal morals, but Chapter Test was starting and I was freaking out and I hadn't gotten out my foolscap paper and my rough paper and I was freaking out.

But Chapter Test turned out to be okay, so... :DD

relief.

Fudan briefing was Admin stuff. Which I was okay with. Except the saboing part. To think I was hoping that I could go to Shanghai as a slacker bao ka liao.

Note to self: find huge key chain or whatever hanging thingy to hang from Fudan keys.

Oh, and on Sunday after Jiang had lunch with Nicole!! And Daddy and Han Wei, at some Japanese stall at the basement of Bugis Junction. I had this ___ watchamacallit egg-chicken rice bowl thingy which was really not bad :D Because I suddenly remembered how we had it in Japan last December and it was awesome max :DDDD

omg I suddenly miss Japan T.T and its awesome weather and awesome food and awesome scenery and awesome soft serve ice cream ohmygoddddddddddddddddddd.

Oh, and backstage of hall while we were waiting for our turn for our TDC Rehearsal. It was dark and my phone flash sucks, I know =.=

AND TODAY'S DINNER! It was spaghetthi, so I was spazzing, even though it's not my favourite type of spaghetti but HEY IT'S STILL SPAGHETTI!! :D

I'm getting hungry looking at all this food TT.TT

I <3 the food camera :DD -heart heart heart-

omg teacher's day tomorrow hope we don't make fools of ourselves in front of the entire school (not that we haven't before, but still) if not I'll just dig up the floor boards and stick my head in. Hey, maybe if there's space, Yan Li and I can share one floor board hole :D

Today was so awesomely cooling :D It was like being in a giant air con room. Han Yi approves. -nods head-

Woke up to the sound of heavy rain, but then I went back to sleep again, and only woke up when my alarm clock rang at 10. Then I randomed around for half an hour, then proceeded to go and do Binomial Theorem AS1, for the next couple of hours.

Lunch was porridge D: -dreadful look- And during lunch, I discovered something amazing.

Daddy actually knows what is WhatsApp OOOOOO: -超级 shocked look-

And he wanted me to download it -even more 超级 shocked look-

I said it costs $1.00 (well, 1 cent less than $1.00, to be exact), and he went on to add that he was one of the first few users when it was "born", so he got it for free -undescribable 超级 shocked look-

And then I realise I pretty much randomed around in my room for the rest of the afternoon, like after quite some time of slacking on Tumblr and my phone and drawing, I finally decided to pick up my lazy butt and return to the land of Matrices. Then I started freaking out because nearly everything looked so foreign. So I got even more determined, so I put my com on sleep, retreated to the patch of floor beside my desk, and leaned against the cupboard behind me and/or the leg of my desk, with my own legs stretched out on the floor, and the sliding door wide open to its max so all the nice cool wind was blowing in.

So that was how I got in touch with Matrices again -nods head-

But I didn't like really mug until very siao, just recapped a little. I shall do the Pretest tomorrow -nods head with determined look- And those LA Reflections. There's 江 tomorrow D: For once in a very long time, I've actually done my homework. Mummy actually wanted all of us to follow her to some activity about the Save-The-Dolphins-of-RWS thing again at Hong Lim Park, and Han Wei was like "Must we go?!?!" and I was like "But I have to do my reflections and Matrices!" (I almost said "may-tree-sees"), so Mummy was like "Okay lah, fine!" or something along those lines.

Anyway, we went to nex (typical.) for dinner again tonight at the food court. I had 叉烧烧肉饭 (as usual.). Then afterwards Mummy and Aunty Kathy went to NTUC to buy stuff and then the three of us went to Starbucks there weren't any seats DDDDDDDDD: so we went to Teadot instead. We actually wanted to watch a movie, but there were only like 4 options, which were Cars 2, The Zookeeper, Rise of the Planet Apes and Cowboys and Aliens. But I was bent on not watching Cars 2 and The Zookeeper and Mummy was strongly opposed to Rise of the Planet Apes and there weren't any showtimes/seats left for Cowboys and Aliens, so we didn't watch anything in the end :/

And I'm actually somewhat (okay just a little) excited on who's gonna be the new President. I mean, I've been staring at SR Nathan's face for the past god knows how long.

YAY long weekends :D <3


This reminds me of that dinosaur I drew on the class board which is now my Twitter dp :D


This looks like something which will appear on lovequotesrus of Tumblr sometime soon (:

I think the one that looks the most real is the dog one o.o For some reason. But it makes the girl look like a pitbull.

And I edited the pic I took of the baked potatoes we had the other day!!

My cool WhatsApp background <3

Editing...

Tada!! :D Han Yi is awesomez~~

And then I kinda got hooked on doing montages, so I started making montages of like the pictures of animals I got from Tumblr which are on my phone...

Sadly they only limited it to 15 pictures per montage =.=

Horses <3

Wolves and Foxes

Big cats

Rabbits

Cats

Deer

Random cute animal pictures :D

Tada! At Teadot, picture of my Icy Chocolate ._. Han Wei was opposite me playing Maple Story, and I was trying for like more than 5 minutes to get the perfect shot without Han Wei's leg/arm/whatever in the background, plus there were lots of people walking past (see the glass panel there??)

And actually there's someone's foot over there because I missed the chance where there was nothing in the background by like a second -.-

OH CRUD I haven't replied letters.

Oh good riddance, Week 9. You will not be missed. To think my last post was eons ago on Monday when the week had just started ._.

Today was a good day, probably the most relaxed ones out of the entire week. It was raining in the morning and early afternoon-ish, so the whole day was very cooling. Han Yi approves. Well, I mean it's not called the Cooling Off Day for nothing :D

I was supposed to go for the ACES thing today, but then I realised that because I'll be an FBI during Teacher's Day Performance and all FBIs are exempted from the ACES Day dance thingy, I happily went to have my recess and then lounged around in class after that :D

Oh yes AND OUR CLASS TEE CAME ASDFGHJK.

I almost typed class tea. That would be really interesting.

I love our class tee ahahahahaha :DDDDD -goes insane with happiness-

Okay then after recess was SIL, and after SIL we were supposed to be off preparing for later's Cross-Country but... but... BUT... BUT...

THEY. POSTPONED. IT.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (no number of "D"s can represent the amount of ecstatic-ness experienced here)

So when Cikgu Hanim announced it when SIL ended practically everyone went "WHOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" including Yi Xin she totally jumped out of the seat. I, on the other hand, didn't do anything in particular because I was still staring at Cikgu Hanim and processing the information and it only hit me that it was true two seconds after everyone did and by then the cheers were dying down ._____.

YES, I am slow, I know.

Our class is going to be a polling station. I don't know if that's good or bad.

At home, I lounged around even more, not doing anything in particular. Alternated between going onto the net and reading and drawing, then after awhile, did the only piece of work I have done so far today, which is Physics AS 6.1. Then I continued randoming around but it kept bugging me how it was approaching 4 and I so badly wanted to go to Sogurt for that 50% off thing.

So I went down to Han Wei's room and then we went to nex together :D

BUT as I had expected it was ludicrously crowded. Sogurt, I mean. We stepped out of the lift, and since Sogurt is right in front of the lift lobby, we practically stepped into the queue. Yes the queue was stretching all the way from inside the shop to the toilets which are further into the lift lobby. And I was like NO WAY MAN so we went downstairs to check out Starbucks.

BUT at Starbucks we couldn't find any seats, so I told Han Wei maybe I didn't mind queuing so we went up to Sogurt again.

BUT when we went up to Sogurt again I realised that the queue was really ridiculously long and I didn't want to know how long we'd have to wait, so we went back down to Starbucks again.

And found a seat :D

I was so totally embarrassed can?! Because I was still in my bright-fluorescent-neon-firefly-flashy-totally-eye-catching-pocketful-of-sunshine orange OBS tee, but I wasn't wearing my skirt, just my NY PE shorts, because my skirt had already been dumped unceremoniously into the laundry basket when the moment I'd reached home. Which was kinda made stuff even more embarrassing because (surprisingly), Han Wei and I actually saw quite a few Nanyang girls. Like 2 seniors walking around (they were in front of NTUC?!?! .__.) and a few more Sec 4s in the longer-than-a-dragon Sogurt queue, and two Sec 3s. And then I suddenly remembered what the school kept harping on must wear school skirt and cannot just go out in shorts.

EMBARRASSED MAX.

-walks away quickly with Han Wei-

Yeah anyway, we got our drinks. Starbucks changed the cup for cold drinks when you're drinking at the place! It's like no longer the plastic disposable ones, but like... okay fine you'll see it if you scroll down so I shan't bother describing it you know my vocabulary is horrendously pathetic. So we stayed for less than an hour?? About an hour. Then we bought Mummy's Earl Grey and then walked back home.

While having dinner, we watched some show on the disastrous effects of volcanoes on Nat Geo, because there wasn't CSI TT.TT But anyway it totally reminded me of Sec 2 Geog and how I've forgotten almost everything.

And after dinner I went to play the piano! For like almost 2 hours straight. I want the Pirates of the Caribbean scores even though they're super tough and I'll probably only learn one song out of the many D:

Tomorrow got nothing on ahahahaha :D

I shall do math sigh D: I've forgotten about Matrices.

May-tree-sees.

The heart dissection on Tuesday!! :D When I cut up my specimen I started poking my finger in and out and seeing where it would come out from AHAHAHA :DD

Tricuspid valves in the right ventricle.

Bicuspid valves in the left ventricle.

The skinny right ventricle wall which went for slimming sessions.

The contrastingly fat left ventricle wall.

Aorta and pulmonary artery.

It looks multilated :/

And it was still dripping when I was done. Even though we all had to wash our specimens before beginning. Wyin saw the pool of blood and she was like: "omg vampires can't do this experiment!" (or something like that) and I was like .__. ish.

Now you know who the 脚踏 x 船 / multi-relations-tasking people of 301 are.

We saw Hwa Chong in the URA place and totally went LOL 0.0

That's Nicole's finger, btw. She insisted on poking the HC clock tower.

What Miss Tan wrote.

"The person who has a loose screw" xDD

In that case, the entire class has "loose screws" :D

林老师 gave us Hersheys the other day, and I (for once) ate it during class because I didn't want them to melt .__. And then we started folding origami with the wrappers after that! :D

Dove loves Hersheys-volcano :D

And Yan Li and I weren't the only ones making origami, okay. Nicole and Kellynn and Shoot were like busy manufacturing hearts and cranes. But I can't fold a crane D:

And we had potatoes again for dinner last night!! :D With a new bottle of mayo!! :DD -excited max- And the surface was so super cool and I was so fascinated and I couldn't bear to destroy it but I had to destroy it so I took a photo instead.

It somehow reminds me of Mr Chang's hair .__.

POH. TAY. TOES.

:D

With mayo and bacon! Taken from my normal phone camera.

Taken from the food camera. DAMN FREAKING BEAUTIFUL :DD -swoons-

Crap this is making me hungry now DDD:

And the dragon I randomly drew on the class whiteboard which is now my Twitter dp :DD

See they changed the cup! Anyway, this was taken with the food camera again. From this...

Became this...

And finally THIS :D

3 apps in total I finally get to use the many camera apps I have on my phone :D I have like what, 13 camera/photo-related apps?!?!

I want the weekends to last forever D:

This is cool I wanna do it too!!

First day in a crazy week down!

So we had PE first thing today, which the worstest part was when we had to run 2 rounds around the school. The alternative was 5 rounds around the track... timed. Of course we chose the school one -.- Then we separated into groups of 6! 2 groups went with Mr Chia to learn something and the other 2 played some baseball-softball-like-thingy game by ourselves. Which was quite fun :D I was in the baseball-softball-like-thingy game group :DD

Anyway after that was LA Lecture where some groups presented their LA SIA presentations, so it wasn't that taxing. And the bunch of us were like sitting in the LT fanning away at our faces with our LA notebooks (or foolscap pads or whatever was convenient) and sitting with our legs wide open and I was drinking water every five minutes like an elephant.

After that was recess! Which I was running about everywhere in the school for the first half. First I ran to the canteen, together with my usual eh-han-yi-are-you-gonna-eat-quick-let's-run-to-the-canteen-it's-empty!! equally-kiasu-as-me partner Hui Ting. And I bought the first thing I saw which was fried pasta at the Malay-Western stall because the aunty had put all the plates of pasta out nicely and I was too lazy to walk down the stretch of stalls so I just bought that :D Then after a chiong recess I went back all the way back to class, grabbed my MRP consent form thingy and my French WB, then went to the 3rd level to deposit my form at Mr Tan Chik Leng's pigeon hole, then went back down to 314 to pass my French WB to Rachel Wu. Then I went to the bookshop to get my foolscap pads. Which are freaking ex, if I may so kindly add. But now at least I have more than one single sheet of foolscap paper to my name :D

We had Math after that, which was GP which was quite okay, then Bio. Which at first we were really fretting our harebrains over, but it turned out to be really really okay -.- Once the quiz was over, we went back to transport in humans!! :D

omg seriously can't wait for heart dissection tomorrow -excited max-

We folded hearts during CCT! Which I thought was kinda amusing because before that in Bio we were learning about the gunk inside the heart then the next period was CCT in the hall where we learned how to fold paper hearts ._. And I got a black piece of origami paper. Not like I had a choice okay it was the only piece left that came to me. So I got a black heart .____.

My black heart!! Xiaoxue's is the gold one, Xuan Li's is the green and Rachel Ng's is the red :D

While waiting for TDC Rehearsal to start, an entire gang of us went to Sogurt!! :D

Which was obviously the highlight of the day. Literally the highlight of the day. Because we were highing like siao and doing the Pink Pather Sashay (301 copyrighted) really everywhere (in school, while walking along the corridor to the bus stop, across the overhead bridge...), not to mention how I totally lost my already non-existent face on the bus and especially in Sogurt.

Nyaha mine!! :D

Okay I kinda forgot whose is whose :/ But it's so awesomely pretty!! :D -spazzes-

Retro camera!! I just realised someone's fingers are there ._. -coughsplutter- I think I know whose.... -cue narrowed eyes at Jia Yi-

Okay I thought this picture was just super epic :D

Ew I'm such a major slacker :D

I realise I don't really have much to blog about today :/

Okay, so it was typical Sunday morning, Mummy fetched Han Wei and I to McDonalds where we (Han Wei and I) had breakfast together. Without Mummy. Then 江. Today we learned some 反驳 stuff, which was pretty dry but otherwise okay. I mean, it wasn't like we had to write 作文 or some other very taxing stuff or anything. We've been having 作文s for like the last few weeks D: And I haven't finished one of them it's still halfway done :P

Lunch was at the Chicken Rice place nearby where Mummy always go. And it was kinda hilarious because as we were about to eat, the people came and started asking the customers if anyone had parked at the road just beside the shop cos the parking warden was coming, then Mummy was like, immediately jumps up of seat Ninja! style and scurries out of shop to park car at another place... in heels.

Then Han Wei and I continued staring at each other and eating and pretending nothing had ever happened.

Oh god my day today was so boring ._. And I was kinda intending to mug Bio and Chem and Physics, but apparently I only managed to mug Bio ._. Well, not mugged very well either. I hope the words stick into my head till tomorrow, like cambium and transpiration pull and cortex and Caesarian strip and epidermis and OHMYHASHBROWN I ALMOST TYPED CAUSTIC POTASH .______.

What is wrong with me.

And then I started clearing and packing lots of stuff because there was this stack of ready-to-be-filed stuff sitting on the right side of my desk, then after filing my stuff and putting order into my messed up life, I set my eyes on the next messy thing, which was my file of both-sides-used/one-side-used used paper, so I started packing those and making sure like no piece was jutting out awkwardly and all the smaller-than-A4-size pieces of paper where together and not scruffed between random pieces of A4 paper.

Yes, so that was my boring Sunday.

This will always amuse me :D

Now the endodermis looks like some tofu who is a purple-belt (is there such thing o.o) taekwondo.

And the pig's heart! I went downstairs just now, like about 5 (and polished off the not-so-little remants of the Ben & Jerry's tub, if I made add), then I decided to pay a vist to the pig's heart (from Shop and Save if you can see that label) in the freezer.

And I poked it!! :D -excitedness-

And it was hard as a rock ._.

How on earth am I gonna dissect a rock.

I mean even if we're supposed to defrost it, but how on earth am I gonna defrost it for goodness sake?!?! Put it over the stove?!?! Right before going to school?!?!

Oh brilliant on Tuesday I think I shall just bring a chainsaw to school or something.

Oh but then that will be so visual!! :D

-chainsaw roars to life-

-Han Yi lowers roaring chainsaw to frozen stone heart on lab table-

-first contact-

-frozen stone heart gets shredded into pieces, déchiqueté and bits of red fly everywhere-

-one bit of red accidentally whacks someone at the back of the head-

Oh gosh I sound like some sadistic freak and I am still grinning like a mad dog over this :DD

The sky tonight was pretty! Like even prettier than in this picture, except it wasn't captured very well =.= It was very Michaelangelo-ish. I hope I got his name right. You know, the dude who painted the ceiling of the big big church in Vatican City. Is it St. Paul's?

Don't ask me why I drew this I was feeling totally random.

Something shocking I found while arranging my used papers file. What is this still doing in here?!?! My expression was totally like OOOOOOOOOOOOOO: Plus there were other pieces of PL forms still inside too ._.

Hope I don't flunk tomorrow's Bio URGH.