The last French lesson of the year (and with Mlle Fournier) was also the most epic one I have ever had.
This bizarre story started last night. I was trying to stalk Mlle's Facebook, but, as usual, I couldn't find it.
Instead, I found M. Quenot's Facebook, and got really amused because he has all sorts of photos of his travels (even North Korea) and random, weird comments and captions. Then I realised that I really miss him and
I got this weird feeling that he was going to be our teacher for next year. But I brushed it off because he'd already taught the H1 cohort this year and he'd probably be going back to secondary level French.
Fast forward to today. Before the lesson, some of us met up earlier to prepare the stuff for Mlle, and we were planning on how to distract her towards the end of the lesson so that we could sort of prep the room. The original idea was to ask her to go to the toilet, as weird and obvious as this sounds. I actually came up with a random idea to ask M. Quenot to drop by the classroom and pull Mlle out to "talk to her for 3-5 minutes" while we could set up the classroom".
I intended it as a joke. Guess what. They really did it. And it worked. More about that later.
So a few minutes before 5, we tried to go in as a group, while trying to block Darius who was holding the cake for Mlle. But when Ting Ting opened the door, she told us to wait outside first (surprise surprise) 0: Darius jokingly said that the lesson was going to be cancelled and we would spend 2h lepaking around instead. And then
I got this weird feeling that it was some kind of April Fool's joke (more than 7 months late, nonetheless).
Finally, at 5 on the dot, Mlle let us in, and we successfully managed to hide Darius. When everyone settled, Mlle played the listening we were supposed to do.
At first, everyone was startled. Because the listening was a mess, and it was as if Mlle Fournier and Mlle Cassagne had recorded themselves wrongly. Then they started "arguing" (it wasn't so severe, but they were throwing remarks back and forth about whose fault it was) and then
I got this weird feeling that something was absolutely wrong. That this was a prank. Then Mlle Cassagne went out of the classroom, saying she needed to check something, and
my weird feeling intensified.
My thoughts at the time were like:
Okay they're really just acting this out and Mlle Cassagne is going to come back with some surprise farewell gift thing.
In the meantime, Mlle continued to play the listening and there was just one question after the garbled up mess.
Do you want to watch A) xxxxx, or B) xxxxx?
All of us were confused, because we thought that the garbled up mess was supposed to be the passage that we had somehow missed. So when Mlle asked us for our answers, nearly everyone raised their hands for B, because well, everyone else raised their hands for B.
Then Mlle Cassagne came back in with two DVDs in her hand, which were, the movies that were mentioned in the so-called listening. Mlle and Mlle Cassagne were having such a good laugh over the prank they had played on us, but I was like 0000: because I was actually right.
Weird feeling for April Fool's joke? Check.
Weird feeling for surprise being hidden as a listening comprehension? Check.
When the show ended, it was time for
our prank. Kay Yang texted M. Quenot, and soon after, we heard this knock on the door, and those of us who knew about the prank (a good majority of us), were trying hard not to smile.
Just some time before that, Mlle had announced that our teacher for next year would be... (drumroll please)
None other than M. Jean-Christophe Quenot himself.
Weird feeling about M. Quenot being our teacher for next year? Check.
By this point of time I was really freaking out.
Anyway, M. Quenot popped his head in and Mlle was like "ahah! We were just talking about you!" Then M. Quenot mercifully managed to pull her out after some time, saying that there was someone calling for her, I suppose.
When she was out, all of us sprang to our feet and started refurbishing the class (more like just pinning up one long string of deco and preparing the cake, really), and Mlle Cassagne had this confused look on her face for a few seconds, before she finally realised that we also had our own prank up our sleeves.
Then Mlle came in, and she was genuinely surprised. It turned out that M. Quenot had told her that someone with a fake number had called her.
So had the cake and everything, took a million pictures, said a million thanks. M. Quenot even stayed to have some cake, take some pictures, and joke around with Mlle (omg they are damn cute together too bad they aren't a couple), in that MOELC shirt of his with cartoons that he had drawn.
It was a really bizarre "lesson". Firstly with all my hunches. Secondly how we had pulled pranks on one another, and also that the movie we watched happened to be about pranks. Thirdly with us inviting M. Quenot as part of our prank, only to learn that he would also be our teacher for next year.
It was just really strange.