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#123--ohwhatthehell
Thursday, 15 October 2009

#123

WHAT IS THIS

where the hell has all the justice gone?!?!?!?!

Even my brother's exams have ENDED.

BLOODY ENDED.

I don't care. If next year EOYs end so late again (see if they dare), I will write a PETITION.

mygawd. the police in the world are slacking, aren't they? THERE'S NO JUSTICE IN EXAMS!!!

Why can't MOE just schedule all exams to end all at the same time?

everything'll be a hell lot easier.

bloody history

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#118--I Hate History x Infinity
Wednesday, 30 September 2009

#118

WARNING:
The following content is not intended
for any History lover or bootlicker of any sorts.
If you are any of the above,
kindly navigate your mouse to the
top right hand corner if you are using Windows,
or the top left hand corner if you are using Safari.
Then, click the cute little red button
and watch this webpage disintegrate.
Thank you for your co-operation.
If you do not intend to heed my advice but continue reading,
then please do be informed that I will hold
no responsibilities if you want to sue me,
because I have already warned you and
it was entirely your own choice to continue reading.
If you want to have a tutorial on
how to make webpages disintegrate,
then please go to eHow or whatever crap website and learn.
Thank you.
I hate History.

I hate History to the core. I just hate it.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

History is so irritating and I've hated it ever since I knew it.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

History is so confusing, and so demanding.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

I mean, come on! Who doesn't? Anyone who loves History isn't in his / her right mind.

I HATE HISTORY TO THE ROTTEN CORE

I just fail the History EOY, because I can't be bothered.

I CAN'T BE BOTHERED AT ALL.

BECAUSE HISTORY SUCKS.

And who cares about what Legalism and what Chandragupta crap?

I can bet that my Sec 2 seniors have forgotten entirely about it.

SORRY TO SAY THIS (ACTUALLY NOT VERY), BUT HISTORY SUCKS LIKE HELL AND IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT.

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#115--I HATE EOYS
Saturday, 26 September 2009

#115

Ack my blog is half (practically) dead because of stinking frigging EOYs. So, I shall make this post real quick, although the last time I posted was more than a week ago.

Thou shalt post longer posts after EOYs

Ack French EOY in 3 days!! Gasp gasp :O Please lah, I'm going to fail. Because I can't remember the 14 passe compose verbs (I always can't remember them), the vetements, the articles for the food (<-- I hate those) .............. And today, my entire lovely afternoon is taken away by tuition. Maybe I'll stop it soon, because it takes up 4h 30min of my time. And in 4h 30min, I believe I can do quite a lot of stuff.

Ack I hate EOYs. Did you notice that every alternate paragraph begins with "Ack"? If you didn't, too bad then. Quite interesting leh. I didn't do it on purpose. I just realised :D

OMG I haven't started revising History!! D: I hate History too )))))): I can't remember all the stinking definitions we have to memorise, and the stinking format for the SBQ and what not. And I've already briefly revised Geog, but I can't seem to remember anything now D: Man, I hate these. And Math! OMG, recently I realised I practically forgot everything about Mean Median Mode, and Factorisation (ugh). Arithmetic Problems, I have nothing to say. I just totally flunked that quiz.

Ack (on purpose now) I also flunked my French Oral. Horrible lah that one. I totally stoned in front of the teacher lor.

And I shall end here.

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#112--I HATE HISTORY
Wednesday, 9 September 2009

#112

that does it.

I HATE HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. It's boring.
2. I suck at it.
3. Geog is better.
4. I hate it.

No offense to the History-lovers out there, because someone here doesn't love History.

HOW AM I GOING TO GO THROUGH EOY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

SHOPPING SEEMS SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DID THE SEC 2S AND SEC 3S AND SEC 4S SURVIVE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!

THIS IS PLAIN AND PURE TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANT MEMORISE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHEM ALREADY HAVE 20+ STUFF TO MEMORISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF GEOG AND HISTORY AND BIO AND FRENCH ALL ALSO LIKE THAT, THEN THERE'S 100 THINGS TO MEMORISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THERE'S F*CKING TING XIE WHEN SCHOOL REOPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE MEMORISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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